Step 1: Follow us on social media and then force a friend to follow us - use any way you can. Just don't hurt anyone. If you do, we know nothing and you don't get a shirt.
Step 2: Write a review - OF COURSE this is a ploy to get you to write a review - you want the shirt right? If you don't want to write a review you can just buy the shirt. If you do buy a shirt, don't forget to write a review! : )
Step 3: Leave you're email and mailing address. We'll send you a shirt plus more crap like stickers. We'll also email you stuff you can read while you crap.